Art Lovers, This Is For YOU!

Classy artwork on display

If you love art (see above) and are ready to be the first on your block to follow the trail blazed by famed Miami art collectors Billy and Beatrice Cox who recently set the art world buzzing with their $120,000 purchase of the much talked about work, "Comedian", from artist Maurizio Cattelan, this, my friends, is for you!

"We knew we were taking a risk, but ultimately we sensed that Cattelan's banana will become an iconic historical object," said the Coxes.  They continued, "When we saw the public debate "Comedian" sparked about art and our society, we decided to purchase it."  As all art lovers know, it's hard to argue with that kind of twisted crack-brained thinking.* NOW is the time to get on board!  Show your friends and neighbors just how art savvy you are by taking advantage of this once in a lifetime offer.

For a limited time only, the Copper Gallery is prepared to offer you the same conceptual and outstanding piece of REAL ART for just $999.  You read that correctly, JUST $999!!  You'll receive your very own banana and six inches of high-quality duct tape for a mere $999**.  Hard to believe, but absolutely true! Send your cash, check. or money order today! (Sorry, no COD.)
Call now!  Operators are standing by.
Hurry!  This is a limited time offer.

*This fantastic piece was later eaten by performance artist David Datuna.

**Not responsible for spoilage, bruises or other crap that happens in shipping.
(Also no liability accepted for performance artists who may eat the banana.)

Happy merry operator Otto

Quality control expert Bernice