Still here.
Tedium, tedeee ummm, teeeeedeeeee ummmmm.
I was fairly certain that by now, because of forced hibernation, I would have hit on a few more million-dollar ideas like the ones I've shared from time to time on this wall of nonsense. Who can forget the "Real Man Sushi" stroke of culinary genius featuring a bar full of wife-beater t-shirt clad middle-aged slobs serving up beer, cold cuts and sardines on saltine crackers for big bucks? The Japanese have been getting away with the rice and raw fish scam for years. It's our turn now. Then who can forget the car alarm that boasted, instead of some stupid sirens and whistles, the sounds of hot attention-grabbing whoopie? "Yes, yes, YES!!" Manny, Moe, and Jack have yet to get back to me on that one. These are tough times for we purveyors of pure genius. Perhaps if I take another well-deserved nap, something will inspire me. Zzzzzzzzz.
Okay, I'm awake and wondering just when the hell is this all going to be over??!! It won't take many more days of this self quarantining before I'll be forced to answer one of those incessant robocalls just to have the chance to rant at somebody. "Yes, by all means, sign me up for that time-share." "It sounds perfect. Do they take pet ferrets? Giraffes ?"
I just returned from a very brave trip to the supermarket and, because there is always some form of compensation for every adversity, I discovered a wonderful new product in the cereal aisle. NEW Hostess Twinkies cereal is in the house! This is just what America needs at this moment in time. Covid 19? Who cares? We've got Twinkies for breakfast! Well, actually I have it right now at two in the afternoon because it's a delicious dream come true and I'm sure it's loaded with plenty of vitamins and minerals to help my immune system. Pass the milk and sugar, please, and don't forget the soy sauce!
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| Only in America! God, I love this country! |
It's probably time to get back to work. This bunker hunkering is exhausting. If you need me, I'll be in the lab working on creating toilet-paper and disinfectant wipes utilizing cold fusion. I understand those are today's flowers and candy for the fair sex and when we're all finished hunkering it'll be time to play.
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| Genius at work |
